{"id":283,"date":"2025-08-27T02:24:35","date_gmt":"2025-08-27T02:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/?page_id=283"},"modified":"2026-01-31T01:15:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-31T01:15:15","slug":"chistes-%e3%82%b9%e3%83%9a%e3%82%a4%e3%83%b3%e5%b0%8f%e8%a9%b1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/chistes-%e3%82%b9%e3%83%9a%e3%82%a4%e3%83%b3%e5%b0%8f%e8%a9%b1\/","title":{"rendered":"\u30b9\u30da\u30a4\u30f3\u5c0f\u8a71 41\uff5e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left is-style-bottom-margin-0em has-bottom-margin\">\u3053\u306e\u30b3\u30fc\u30ca\u30fc\u306f\u3001\u30b9\u30da\u30a4\u30f3\u306e\u304a\u3082\u3057\u308d\u304a\u304b\u3057\u306a\u5c0f\u8a71\u3001\uff08\uff0dChistes\uff0d\uff09\u3092\u7ffb\u8a33\u3057\u305f\u3082\u306e\u3067\u3059\u3002\u304f\u3075\u3075\u3001\u3068\u5c0f\u3055\u304f\u7b11\u3063\u3066\u304f\u3060\u3055\u3044\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"border-width:1px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center is-style-bottom-margin-0em has-bottom-margin\"><span class=\"fz-22px\"><span class=\"fz-28px\"><span class=\"bold\"><strong><span class=\"fz-20px\">41.\u3000Canci\u00f3n de cuna. \uff08\u5b50\u5b88\u5504\uff09<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><br>Una madre va a cantarle a su hijo antes de acostarse para que se duerma, y el hijo le responde :<br><span class=\"fz-16px\">\u304a\u6bcd\u3055\u3093\u304c\u606f\u5b50\u306b\u3001\u5bdd\u304b\u305b\u3064\u3051\u3088\u3046\u3068\u6b4c\u3092\u6b4c\u3063\u3066\u3044\u305f\uff65\uff65\uff65\uff65 \u3068\u3001\u305d\u306e\u606f\u5b50\u304c\u8a00\u3063\u305f\u3002<br>\u2015\u00bfLo crees necesario,mam\u00e1? \u00a1Estoy tan cansado!<br>\uff62\u30de\u30de\u3001\u3069\u3046\u3057\u3066\u3082\u6b4c\u308f\u306a\u304f\u3063\u3061\u3083\u306a\u3089\u306a\u3044\u306e\uff1f\u3000\u75b2\u308c\u308b\u3093\u3060\u3051\u3069\uff01\uff63<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><span class=\"fz-22px\"><strong><span class=\"fz-28px\"><span class=\"fz-20px\">42.\u3000Polvo\u3000\uff08\u30db\u30b3\u30ea\uff09<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><br><span class=\"fz-16px\">La se\u00f1ora no est\u00e1 muy satisfecha de su criada:<br>\u5965\u69d8\u306f\u304a\u624b\u4f1d\u3044\u3055\u3093\u306b\u6e80\u8db3\u3057\u3066\u3044\u306a\u304b\u3063\u305f\u3002<br>\u2015\u00bfC\u00f3mo se explica, Remedios, que haya tanto polvo en esta silla? \u2015 le pregunta muy seria.<br>\u300c\u8aac\u660e\u3057\u3066\u3061\u3087\u3046\u3060\u3044\u3001\u30ec\u30e1\u30c7\u30a3\u30aa\u30b9\u3001\u3053\u3093\u306a\u306b\u30a4\u30b9\u306b\u30db\u30b3\u30ea\u304c\u305f\u307e\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u306a\u3093\u3066\u3069\u3046\u3044\u3046\u3053\u3068\u306a\u306e\uff1f\u300d\u3068\u771f\u9854\u3067\u305f\u305a\u306d\u305f\u3002<br>\u2015Es natural, se\u00f1ora. Hace diez d\u00edas que no se ha sentado nadie en ella.<br>\u300c\u5f53\u7136\u3067\u3059\u308f\u5965\u69d8\u3002\u305d\u306e\u30a4\u30b9\u306b\u306f\u3082\u3046\uff11\uff10\u65e5\u3082\u8ab0\u3082\u3059\u308f\u3063\u3066\u3044\u306a\u3093\u3067\u3059\u3082\u306e<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u3053\u306e\u30b3\u30fc\u30ca\u30fc\u306f\u3001\u30b9\u30da\u30a4\u30f3\u306e\u304a\u3082\u3057\u308d\u304a\u304b\u3057\u306a\u5c0f\u8a71\u3001\uff08\uff0dChistes\uff0d\uff09\u3092\u7ffb\u8a33\u3057\u305f &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/chistes-%e3%82%b9%e3%83%9a%e3%82%a4%e3%83%b3%e5%b0%8f%e8%a9%b1\/\">\u7d9a\u304d\u3092\u8aad\u3080 <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-283","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":30,"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3040,"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/283\/revisions\/3040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bingobox.jp\/jirolito\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}