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1.\u3000Vestidos\uff08\u30c9\u30ec\u30b9\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Al volver de un viaje, el marido encuentra a su mujer desnuda en la cama,por eso pregunta:
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\u3000\u2015?Por que estas en pelotas?
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\u3000\u2015Porque no tengo que ponerme.
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\u3000\u2015!Como que no tienes que ponerte!
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En seguida, su marido se lanza al ropero y empieza a contar los vestidos:
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\u3000\u3000\u2015Un vestido, dos vestidos, tres vestidos, cuatro vestidos, \u201cBuenas tardes\u201d,cinco vestidos, seis vestidos….
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2.\u3000Para los invitados ….\uff08\u304a\u5ba2\u306e\u305f\u3081\u306b\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000En Lepe siempre tienen una botella vacia puesta al fresco en la nevera.
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?Saben por que?
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Para los invitados que no quieran tomar nada.
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3.\u3000En el cine\uff08\u6620\u753b\u9928\u3067\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
En un cine muy lleno, durante la proyeccion de la pelicula, un senorse acerca a otro que
ocupa elprimer sitio de una fila. Se inclina hacia ely en voz baja le pregunta:
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\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u2015Perdoneme, ?es usted el senor al que cuando he salido hace poco, lehe pisado el pie?
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\u3000\u3000\u3000\u3000\u2015Si, soy yo\u2015responde el otro, un poco molesto\u2015. Imagino que querrausted pedirme perdon…
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\u2015No, no, queria asegurarme si mi sitio estaba realmente en esta fila.
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4.\u3000Si usted fuese…\uff08\u3082\u3057\u3042\u306a\u305f\u304c\u2026\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Durante un violento debate parlamentario una venenosa diputada sedirigio a su colega y le dijo:
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\u2015Si usted fuese mi marido, le daria un cafe envenenado.
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A lo que el diputado respondio:
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\u2015Y si usted fuese mi esposa, me lo beberia.
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5. \u3000El quirofano\uff08\u624b\u8853\u5ba4\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
El marido, nervioso, esta esperando en la puerta del quirofano ;
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de pronto sale el cirujano:
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\u2015?Que doctor? ?Como ha ido la operacion de mi mujer?
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\u2015?Operacion? !Cono! Pero ?no era una autopsia?
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