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6. Silla\uff08\u6905\u5b50\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
La senora no esta muy satisfecha de su criada:
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\u2015?Como se exprica, Remedios, que haya tanto polvo en esta silla?
\u2015le pregunta muy seria.
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067. Calvos\uff08\u79bf\u3052\u306e\u4eba\u305f\u3061\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
Un senor va a un cine y ve un cartel que dice: \u226aEntrada solo paracalvos.\u226b
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Como le interesa mucho ver la pericula, se baja los pantalones y se sienta
en la silla al reves, o sea con el culo hacia arriba. Pasa el acomodador y alverlo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

le abre las nalgas diciendo:
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\u2015No se junten, por favor.
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8. Talla\uff08\u30b5\u30a4\u30ba\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un senor va a comprar unos sujetadores para su senora.
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\u2015?Que talla tiene?\u2015le pregunta la dependienta.
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\u2015Pues , no lo se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2015Que los tiene, ?como melones?
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\u2015No, no tan grandes.
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\u2015?Como naranjas?
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\u2015No, tampoco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2015?Como dos huevos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2015Si, pero fritos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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9. En la cruz\uff08\u5341\u5b57\u67b6\u3067\uff09<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Estaba Jesucristo clavado en la cruz y pregunta:
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\u2015?Estas ahi abajo, Juan?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2015Si, maestro.
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\u2015?Y tu, Tomas?
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\u2015Si, maestro.
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\u2015?Y tu, Pedro?
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\u2015Si, maestro.
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\u2015Pues, apartaos que voy a mear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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10.Parroquia\uff08\u6559\u533a\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Una senora se va a confesar:
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\u2015Padre, que me acuesto con el cura del pueblo de al lado.
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\u2015Hija, tu parroquia es esta.
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