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11.Una madre y su hijo\uff08\u6bcd\u3068\u5b50\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
Una madre y su hijo pordioseros estaban pidiendo limosna en la calle conun frio que pelaba. El hijo, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

al ver que una lagrima caia por las mejillas de sumadre, le dijo:
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\u2015No te preocupes, mama, que cuando yo sea mayor sere muy rico y tusolo <\/p>\n\n\n\n

tendras que pedir para ti.
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12.Igual\uff08\u540c\u3058\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
El:\uff08\u5f7c\uff09\u2015Confiesa que quieres mas al perro que a mi.
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Ella:\uff08\u5f7c\u5973\uff09\u2015!Que pesado! Te he dicho mil veces que os quieroigual a los dos.
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13.Memoria\uff08\u8a18\u61b6\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015Doctor, que pierdo la memoria.\uff08\u5148\u751f\u3001\u8a18\u61b6\u304c\u306a\u304f\u306a\u308b\u3093\u3067\u3059\u3002\uff09
\u2015?Y hace mucho tiempo de eso?\uff08\u305d\u308c\u306f\u3044\u3064\u304b\u3089\u3067\u3059\u304b\uff1f\uff09
\u2015?De que?\uff08\u3048\u3063\u3001\u306a\u306b\u304c\uff1f\uff09<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14.El psiquiatra\uff08\u7cbe\u795e\u79d1\u533b\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
En el psiquiatra:\uff08\u7cbe\u795e\u79d1\u533b\u9662\u3067\uff09
\u2015Doctor, que nadie me hace caso.
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\u2015El siguiente\u2026\uff08\u306f\u3044\u3001\u6b21\u306e\u65b9\u2026\uff09<\/p>\n\n\n\n

15.En la farmacia\uff08\u85ac\u5c40\u3067\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un senor entra en la farmacia:\uff08\u3042\u308b\u7537\u304c\u85ac\u5c40\u306b\u5165\u3063\u3066\uff09
\u2015Deme un buen remedio contra la gripe.
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\u2015Tengo este que es excelente: las pastilles del doctor Krok.
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\u2015No, esas no. Desearia otra cosa. El doctor Krok soy yo.
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