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16.El pelo\uff08\u6bdb\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015Se me cae el pelo. ?Que me aconseja?
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\u2015Que no se acerque mucho a la sopa.
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17.Apartamento\uff08\u30a2\u30d1 216\u30c8\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015?Te vienes a mi apartamento a escuchar musica?
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\u2015Vale, y si nos aburrimos nos vestimos y nos vamos.
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18.Un matrimonio\uff08\u592b\u5a66\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
Un matrimonio de agueletes viendo la tele:
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\u2015?Te acuerdas, Juan, de cuando me acariciabas el pelo?
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Y el abuelo le acaricia el pelo.
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\u2015?Te acuerdas, Juan, de cuando me hacias cosquillitas?
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Y el abuelo le hace cosquillitas.
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\u2015?Te acuerdas, Juan, de cuando me dabas mordisquitos.
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Y el abuelo se levanta y se va.
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\u2015?Adonde vas?
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\u2015A buscar la dentadura.
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19.Senora\uff08\u8001\u5a66\u4eba\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Una senora madura tiene que rellenar un formulario.
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Al llegar el momento de escribir su edad se detiene vacilando.
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\u2015!Valor,senora! \u2015le anima el funcionario\u2015.
Cuanto mas pase el tiempo, mas se agrava la situacion.
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20.Las entradas\u2026\uff08\u5165\u5834\u5238\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015He sacado dos entradas para el teatro, Eloisa.
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\u2015!Oh, Porforito, cuanto me alegro! Voy a arreglerme.
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\u2015Haces bien, porque las entradas son para manana.
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