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21.Masoquista\uff08\u30de\u30be\u30d2\u30b9\u30c8\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un masoquista, le dice a un sadico:
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\u2015!Mal tratame! !Por favor!
\u300c\u304a\u9858\u3044\uff01\u3000\u8650\u3081\u3066\uff01\u300d
\u2015!No!\u2015 responde el sadico.
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Y entonces, dice el masoquista al bolde del extasis:
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\u2015!Aaahhhh\u2026! !Mas\u2026! !Mas\u2026!
\u300c\u3042\u3042\u3063\u3001\u3082\u3063\u3068\u3001\u3082\u3063\u3068\u2026\u300d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22.El pasado\uff08\u904e\u53bb\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015Ahora, ahora es cuando le voy a demostrar, senora, que soy la major
adivinadoradel mundo\u2026 Ahora voy a hablar de su pasado, de las cosasque usted\u2026
\u300c\u3055\u3066\u3001\u4eca\u304b\u3089\u304a\u898b\u305b\u3057\u307e\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3001\u5965\u3055\u3093\u3001\u79c1\u306f\u4e16\u754c\u4e00\u306e\u5360\u3044\u5e2b\u3067\u3059\u3088\u3001\u4eca
\u304b\u3089\u3001\u3042\u306a\u305f\u306e\u904e\u53bb\u3092\u8a00\u3063\u3066\u307f\u307e\u3057\u3087\u3046\u2026\u3042\u306a\u305f\u306e\u3053\u3068\u3092\u2026\u300d
\u2015?De mi pasado? !Felipe, haz el favor de salir y esperarme en la antesala!
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23.Por la calle\uff08\u8857\u3067\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un senor va por la calle y se acerca por la espalda a otro golpeandole
fuertemente. Este se gira rapidamente, y el primero embarazadisimo,
con las manos en la cabeza, le dice:
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\u305a\u632f\u308a\u8fd4\u308a\u3001\u53e9\u3044\u305f\u7537\u306f\u56f0\u60d1\u3057\u304d\u3063\u3066\u982d\u3092\u62b1\u3048\u3066\u3053\u3046\u8a00\u3063\u305f\u3002
\u2015!Perdoneme, senor, pensaba que usted era mi amigo Carlos! ?Como
podre disculparme?
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\u2015Esta bien \u2015responde el otro, dandose cuenta de que ha sido un error
involuntario\u2015. !De todas maneras hubiera podido golpear un pocomenos fuerte!
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Y el otro, enfurecido, exclama:
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\u2015!Oigame! ?Y a usted que le importa como golpeo a mi amigo Carlos?
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24.Napoleon\uff08\u30ca\u30dd\u30ec\u30aa\u30f3\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015Piensa que a tu edad Napoleon era ya un valiente oficial\u2015le dice unpadre a su hijo.
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Y el hijo le responde:
\u606f\u5b50\u304c\u7b54\u3048\u305f\u3002
\u2015Pues a la tuya era ya emperedor.
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25.Cuidado con el perro\uff08\u72ac\u306b\u6ce8\u610f\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
Un senor al entrar en una tienda ve un letrero que dice:
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\u300aCUIDADO CON EL PERRO\u300b. El senor entra con precaucion y se
encuentra un perro faldero.
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\u2015?Y es este el perro del que hay que cuidarse? \u2015pregunta conincreduidad.
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\u2015Si, senor \u2015responde el dependiente\u2015, antes de poner el letrero, todo
el mundo lo pisaba.
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