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26.Buena respuesta\uff08\u3044\u3044\u8fd4\u4e8b\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un gamberro se acerca a la taquilla de una estacion de tren y pregunta:
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\u2015!Oye, golfo! , ?a que hora sale el tren de Cuenca?
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\u2015?Quien le ha dicho que yo soy golfo?
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\u2015Yo, que lo he adivinado.
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\u2015?Si? , !pues adivine la hora que sale el tren de Cuenca!
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27.Como de costumbre\uff08\u7fd2\u6163\u3060\u304b\u3089\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un medico le pregunta a un amigo por su esposa:
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\u2015?Su mujer ya hace vida normal?
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\u2015Si doctor, \u2015responde este\u2015, ya ha vuelto a tirarme los platos a lacabeza.
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28.Siempreel tren\uff08\u5217\u8eca\u3068\u3044\u3046\u5974\u306f\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Dialogan dos pasajeros en un tren.
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\u2015Diga, amigo, ?usted que lleva , primera , segunda o tercera?
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\u2015Yo, tercera, porque no hay cuarta.
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\u2015Pues, ya vera lo que le pasa\u2026
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Acto seguido, el tren se mete en una cuesta muy pronunciada y empieza
a fallar la maquina hasta que el tren se detiene.
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\u2015Ahora viene eso de la diferencia de clases\u2026
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Y se oye la voz del jefe maquinista que grita:
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\u2015!Senores viajeros!, los de primera, sentados\u2026, los de segunda a pie\u2026,
y los de tercera, a empujar.
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29.Silencio\uff08\u6c88\u9ed9\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
Dos borrachos regresan de madrugada a casa, uno del brazo del otro.
Durante el recorrido, bastante dificultoso, el primero de ellos dice en
tono severo a su amigo:
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\u2015No lo olvides, por ningun motivo nadie debe saber donde hemosestado esta noche; ?comprendido?
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\u2015Bien \u2015, contesta el otro.
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\u2015Pero, si verdaderamente eres amigo, por lo menos podrias decirmeloa mi. ?Donde hemos estado?
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30.Con retraso\uff08\u9045\u523b\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Dos amigos se encuentran por la calle:
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\u2015?Donde vas?\u3000\u300c\u3069\u3053\u3078\u884c\u304f\u3093\u3060\uff1f\u300d
\u2015Pues no se, ?y tu?\u3000\u300c\u3055\u3041\u306d\u3002\u3067\u3001\u541b\u306f\uff1f\u300d
\u2015Yo tampoco.\u3000\u300c\u4ffa\u3082\u308f\u304b\u3093\u306d\u3047\u300d
\u2015Entonces demonos prisa, porque si no llegaremos tarde\u2026
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