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31.Despues del accidente\uff08\u4e8b\u6545\u306e\u5f8c\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Un hombre que ha sido atropellado por un automovil recobra el
conocimiento y pregunta a su mujer, que esta a la cabecera de su cama:
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\u2015?Donde estoy? ?En el cielo?
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\u2015No, carino, ?no ves que yo tambien estoy aqui?
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32.Malos recuerdos\uff08\u5acc\u306a\u60f3\u3044\u51fa\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
Dos presidiarios acaban de ser admitidos como empleados en un parque
zoologoco. Al ver unas cebras, se miran y uno de ellos exclama:
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\u2015Vamonos de aqui no quiero acordarme de aquellos tiempos\u2026
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33.Las primeras ventajas\uff08\u597d\u90fd\u5408\uff09<\/span><\/strong>
\u2015!Como se ve que por fin te has casado, Luis! Ahora siempre llevas lacamisa <\/p>\n\n\n\n

perfectamente planchada.
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\u2015Si, es la primera cosa que mi mujer me ha ensenado a hacer.
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34.Pepe recibe una carta( \u307a\u307a\u304c\u53d7\u3051\u53d6\u3063\u305f\u624b\u7d19)<\/strong><\/span>
La abre y encuentra una hoja de papel en blanco.
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\u2015Es de mi mujer\u2015, dice.\u3000\u300c\u5973\u623f\u306e\u3084\u3064\u3060\u300d\u307a\u307a\u306f\u8a00\u3063\u305f\u3002
\u2015?Como lo sabes?\u3000\u300c\u3069\u3046\u3057\u3066\u308f\u304b\u308b\u3093\u3060\uff1f\u300d
\u2015Es que nos hemos peleado y no nos hablamos.
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35.Entre marido y mujer\uff08\u592b\u5a66\u306e\u9593\u3067\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
La esposa:\u3000\u59bb
\u2015Antes de casarme contigo tuve cuatro novios, para que te enteres,
y todos eran mas inteligentes que tu\u2026
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\u2015No hace falta que me lo jures, lo demostraron muy bien.
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