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36.Entre pequenos y mayors\uff08\u5c0f\u3055\u306a\u5144\u5f1f\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Dos ninos van a pasar algunos dias junto a su abuela. Por la noche, antes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

de acostarse, dicen sus oraciones. Despues, casi gritando, uno de ellosanade:
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\u2015Senor, acuerdate de traerme un bonito tren, porque manana es micumpleanos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2015Pero, ?por que gritas tanto? \u2015dice su hermano,
\u2015el Senor no esta sordo.
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\u2015El Senor no, pero la abuela si.
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37.Buenos vecinos \uff08\u3088\u304d\u96a3\u4eba\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
\u2015 Vecinos del piso de arriba son unos desconsiderados:\u3000<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a1 anoche estuvieron golpeando el piso hasta las cuatro de la ma\u00f1ana !
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\u2015 \u00a1 No te dejaron dormir !
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\u2015 No, por suerte yo estaba copado tocando la bater\u00eda.
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38.\u00a1 Que cambiado !\uff08\u5909\u308f\u3063\u305f\u306a\u3041\uff01\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
Dos hombres se encuentran en la parada de autobuses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2015 \u00a1 Juan ! \u00a1 Tanto tiempo ! \u00a1 Qu\u00e9 cambiado est\u00e1s !
\u00a1 Tienes el pelo blanco, est\u00e1s m\u00e1s gordo\u2026 !
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\u2015 Perd\u00f3n\u2026 Yo no me llamo Juan\u2026
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\u2015 \u00bf C\u00f3mo ? \u00a1 Tambi\u00e9n te cambiaste el nombre !
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39.Agradecido \uff08\u611f\u8b1d\uff09<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

En el confesionario de una iglesia: \uff08\u6559\u4f1a\u306e\u61fa\u6094\u5ba4\u3067\uff09<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2015 Padre, he robado.
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\u2015 \u00bf Y qu\u00e9 has robado, hijo m\u00edo ?
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\u2015 Un reloj, padre.
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\u2015 Tienes que devolverlo.
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\u2015 \u00bf Usted lo quiere, padre ?
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\u2015 No, yo no.
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\u2015 Entonces, muchas gracias por el reloj.
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40.\u00bfde qu\u00e9 piso?\u3000\uff08\u4f55\u968e\u304b\u3089\uff1f\uff09<\/strong><\/span>
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\u2015Oiga, \u00bfde qu\u00e9 piso me tengo que caer para que me den un co\u00f1ac?
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